ACCREDITATION

You too can achieve the high honors of obtaining a

Spuzzum Institute of Technology Baccalaureate

and add the coveted BSpit title to your name
(= VALUE ADDED BSc WITHOUT THE c)

Sealed with a necessary grain of salt,
the authentic certificate on your wall

and the Alumni Spitpass in your wallet
will make you rise in the esteem of
all friends, neighbors and relatives.